Cardinal Chaos 2025
6:00PM Saturday, May 3rd
Willmar Civic Center
All ticket sales benefit the WHA
(Please read all the way to the end)
In an event that I think should be called "Slam-o-Rama 3000: Cards vs. River Lakes," and may look like less of a sporting event and more like a glorious, glittery dream sequence, I'm counting on the fact that Aaron "The Rizzly Sprinter" Minter will face off against Darin "The Bedazzled Banker" Strand in the main event battling in a no-holds-barred “Battle of the Biceps” match. The loser is going to have to cancel their gym membership on live TV, and no one wants to see that!
We aren't guaranteeing there won't be a rogue confetti cannon misfiring into the crowd or the announcer getting trapped in a folding table during a dramatic finger-pointing exchange, but I can almost bet there will be at least 3 folding chairs put out of service! Sheffler's not gonna like that!
At the end of the night, a masked hero will likely be thrown a ticker tape parade down Litchfield Avenue in downtown Willmar, or at least a few noise makers and "Snaps" will go off while Matt Kubesh sits the victor in his golf cart and hauls him down Trott Avenue on their way to the VF.
In all honesty, Tires Plus is sponsoring the Cardinal Chaos event on May 3rd at 6PM at the Civic Center. All pre-event ticket sales will go directly to the WHA along with a portion of the tickets sold at the gate.
We would like to have each family try to sell 10 tickets before May 3rd. Tickets are $10/ea and would bring in great money for the association. This is a unique and easy way to help support the program and keep costs down!
Kids 9 and under get in free to Cardinal Chaos. This will be televised on KSTC Channel 45. The wrestling event this same group hosted 3 weeks ago had 535,000 viewers!
The child that sells the most tickets will be the guest ring announcer for the main event!! (Even if it isn't "The Rizzler" vs. "The Bedazzled Banker")
Please just bring cash for the tickets or have checks made out to WHA.
Thank you!
WHA Board